Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for example – a gaffe that surely had White House staff worldwide facepalming. This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual game from Pixel Play LLC.

This clicker game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with addictive gameplay. The objective? To virtually lick the world as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). The rotating 3D Earth is surrounded by a constantly evolving array of tappable objects. Each tap earns points, leading to leaderboard supremacy.

Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane!). On Earth, you'll find humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.

The game's content is dynamic, with daily surprises. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (a trucker hat, Uncle Sam hat, Texas cowboy hat, etc.), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even introduced a certain prominent figure's famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download on the App Store and Google Play Store, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and obtain a blue profile tick.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update has arrived, featuring trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum and, of course, Trump's iconic hair.